December 2010
17 posts
I want to live in a windmill house
johnnyofcool-deactivated2011082 asked: YOU'RE RIGHT. DAMN ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.
I think I have a crush
on Carla Bruni. If only she wasn’t married. to the president of France.
johnnyofcool-deactivated2011082 asked: We are definitely on the DL. ALSO: I have to bring round my merry xmas present to you. I think you'll like it, or at least get a good laugh out of it. Because it is helluh pointless.
johnnyofcool-deactivated2011082 asked: MERE YOU'RE A WINO? TOO SUAVE PARA MI...
PS: I am a commander. Like that Kelly Rowland song, am I right? OR AM I RIGHT?
Also--we should watch Fight Club next week and Derrick's not invited. But don't tell him I said that. Keep it on the DL.
PS: I am a commander. Like that Kelly Rowland song, am I right? OR AM I RIGHT?
Also--we should watch Fight Club next week and Derrick's not invited. But don't tell him I said that. Keep it on the DL.
samandmeow-deactivated20120203 asked: I was commanded to follow you :)
Oversized cardigan, red wine, and star-shaped...
For the longest time, I was convinced that I was the worst baker on the whole entire planet because one time, I forgot to put eggs in the cookies I was making and then I realized it halfway through the whole in the oven situation. So I russshed to the oven and took out my dear cookies and and remixed it all and dumped in two eggs or whatever was the appropriate eggy amount. I sneakily slipped it...
i told my father to get me something hipster from...
Since he went there on a business trip and all. And my mom talked to him and I asked if he got me anything. The word used to describe my lovely gift was ‘soft.’ First thought was a puppy. from poland.
I really like the word 'esoteric'
It just makes a lot of sense. I mean, esoteric is literally esoteric. It is understand only by a select group of people- those with a reasonable vocabulary. It really is itself, not just circularly reasoned either. It’s simply the most brilliant, logical word in the whole of the English language.
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Physics ruined hot chocolate for me.
And then hot chocolate ruined my dress. I’m asking Mr. Lines to buy me a new dress by the transitive property of new clothes.
The other day, I thought of the best joke ever. Seriously. Best joke you’ve ever heard in your life.
Where do Freud’s fishes live?
(drumrolll, please)
in de-nial!
hahahaha. Funniest thing ever, right? Right? And so I decided to tell my dear psychology teacher. And you know what that lady did? She didn’t even think twas funny. some peeeeeeeeople.
dear tumblr folk:
Hi. Howdy. Hola. Strange that all salutations start with “h” except for salutations…and greetings… and all the ones that don’t. Since this is the very, very first post, I feel sort of obligated to introduce myself I suppose. That would be pretty cool. So, hi (again). My name is Meredyth. I am relatively normal. And Marisa’s soul mate.