December 2011
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Submitted Rice application
This is the only one that I’m nervous about.
Time to pray to all the gods and collect karma coins.
I just really want to spend the next four years with nerdy, pretentious people.
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Today I was assaulted with an overwhelming desire...
Happy New Years Eve.
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I need to stop saying "sneaking"
I’m starting to feel like Gollum.
But I’m just so sneaky.
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asterisksforvowels:
Handle With Care - Jenny...
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Sneaking around.
I appreciate how facebook refers to some groups as “secret groups.” It really feeds my sneaking complex.
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I feel all cloudy
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Allo!
I’m back in town.
Highlights of being out of town:
New shoes: 5 inch heels
Carrying baby cousin on my shoulders (then he got sad and cried because babies are so vitriolic)
Confusing Uncle Claudio: I told him I had a Brazillian model girlfriend and asked if he was jealous. I also told him I was a better husband than him because I forgave his wife when she forgot something.
Doctor Who...
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Sometimes I am cool
The other day, I was at a vintage store in Baton Rouge and I was looking at these fantastic boots with fringe all over them because fringe makes everything fantastic, and these cats walked into the store and asked me where to find something or another because they thought I worked there. I was mistaken for the kinds of people that work at vintage stores.
In other news, my friend Josh the gay man...
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I really dislike the word "derp"
It’s annoying and slimy and gross to say. There are a lot more lovelier, more intelligent words that could be used in its place.
Some words that I do enjoy are: esoteric, meta, harmonious, and sassafras.
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Heading out to swampland today
I queued some things that I think are adorable. It’s mostly Matt Smith because I think Matt Smith is adorable. Heads up, for that.
Happiest of Christmases everyone.
Winter Solstice: halfway out of the dark.
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Books I hope to read before this break ends
1984, George Orwell
The Gay Science, Friedrich Neitzche
Man Without a Country, Kurt Vonnegut
Cat’s Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut
Jailbird, Kurt Vonnegut
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, David Sedaris
Mother Night, Kurt Vonnegut
Bluebeard, Kurt Vonnegut
In the last year
I have driven 7200 miles.
Lots of distance for introspection.
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The only person I am capable of sustaining anger...
This emotional post was brought you by an overly large, complicated, thinking machine.
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“There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
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“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
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Guys.
Photons are cool because not only are they the quantifier of light, but they actually are quite light. They don’t have any weight. How about that?
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Also, I hyperventilated at a life size poster of...
I think this indicates an obsession.
I don’t want to think about the kind of person I would become if that was in my possession.
It’s like if you were Hitler and you sent Trotsky and Lenin and Stalin over to Russia because you wanted to distract them for eternity. Matt Smith is my Trotsky.
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I am now in possession of a sonic screwdriver.
I will probably be using this constantly.
Heads up that all future interactions with me will probably include my scanning for alien lifeforms and opening locks and stuff.
Allons-y.
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Notes from TOK today
The last question on our exam was: “What Katy Perry song can you make using the letters from “WAYS OF KNOWING?” Think about it. It’s a TOK exam after all.
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This blog is the most narcissistic thing I've done...
Sometimes, I talk about myself a lot.
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I am the best girlfriend ever.
I bought Derrick God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian for Christmas. Because everyone loves a book full of socialists, humanists, apologetic dictators, racist revolutionaries, and dog lovers.
Also, he’s buying me A Gay Science by Neitzche for Christmas which is quite possibly one of the most ironic things of my life, given the occasion.
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I am so sneaky!
But I have to be ambiguous because the person I am sneaking out follows me on tumblr. But so so so sneaky!! This is the sneakiest thing I’ve ever done!!
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Inhaling helium in T Minus 4 minutes.
Song suggestions?
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“Joel McHale? He’s, like, my man crush.”
– Ramirez
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Sometimes, the universe is exceptionally nice to...
And by the universe, I mean my physics teacher.
Lines overheard some folks talking about how I was unintelligent or blonde or something. I think the word was slow. They were joking and I’m used to that kind of thing. But Lines called out to me “Meredyth, talk to me before you leave.” So when I finish everything I’m working on I go over to him and say “Heyyy, Mr....