Saturday, May 19, 2012
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin (via vonnegutphile)

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012 Sunday, March 18, 2012

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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Crucifixion jokes really cross the line.

Sunday, February 12, 2012 Wednesday, February 1, 2012 Monday, January 30, 2012

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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I had a dentist appointment today

They asked me if I flossed.

I lied through my teeth.